owcze notki: shit happens

wszedzie.

Taoism - Shit happens
Hare Krishna - Shit Happens, Rama Rama Ding Ding
Confucianism - Confucious say, "Shit happens"
Buddhism - When shit happens, is it really shit?
Hinduism - This shit happened before
Zen - What really is the sound of shit happening?
Protestantism - Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it's OK
Calvinism - Shit happens because you don't work hard enough
Episcopalianism - If shit happens, hold a procession
Lutheranism - Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Anglicanism - It's true, shit does happen - but only to Lutherans
Catholicism - If shit happens, I must have deserved it
Charismatic Catholicism - Shit is happening because you deserve it, but we love you anyway
Judaism - Why does shit always happen to us?
Reform Judaism - Got any laxatives?
Islam - If shit happens, take a hostage
Nation of Islam - Don't take no shit!
New Age - For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit
Wicca - If shit happened once, it will happen twice more
Jehovah's Witnesses - Knock Knock, "Shit Happens"
Secular Humanism - Shit evolves
Darwinism - Survival of the shittiest
Christian Science - When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray
Atheism - I don't believe this shit
Religion from an Atheist's point of view - I haven't smelt, seen, touched, or tasted it. But it's shit
Agnosticism - You can't prove any of this shit
Rastafarianism - Let´s smoke this shit!
Mormonism - If shit happens, shun it
Energizer Bunny - Shit happens and keeps going and going and going and ...
Baptist - You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for it
Southern Baptist - Shit will happen. Praise the lord
Iraqi Baathist - Oh shit!
Voodoo - Shit doesn't just happen - somebody dumped it on you
Televangelism - Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening
Unitarianism - It's not the shit that matters. It's the process
Orthodox - Saint Sergius found his faith in deep shit
Greek Orthodox - Shit happens, usually in three's
EST - I am at cause that shit will not happen
Fundamentalism - There's no shit in the Bible
Twelve Step - Shit happens one day at a time
Amish - This modern shit is worthless
Shintoism - You inherit the shit of your ancestors
Moonies - Only happy shit really happens
Stoicism - This shit is good for me
Zoroastrianism - Shit happens half the time
Bahaism - Why do you keep shitting on us?
Mysticism - This is really weird shit
Paganism - Shit happens for a variety of reasons
Rajhneesh - Give us your shit and put on this orange shit
Rosicrucianism - What is this AMORC shit?
Satanism - Sneppah tihs
Witchcraft - Mix this shit together and it will happen
Scientology - If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you
Shamanism - Whoaa...Holy Shit!
Sikhism - Leave our shit alone
Sureshism - You are all pieces of shit
Dianetics - "Why does shit happen?"

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